It's been um, a while since I've posted a blog. So I think I'm going to make this one short n sweet and only post some music.
The Herbaliser - Starlight (Ft. Roots Manuva)
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Friday, June 1, 2007
Muni Tales
I always seem to have weird experiences or see strange sites on Muni. First let me say that San Francisco people are by far not "normal." This is something I've come to love about this city. However, I still find it intriguing to watch people on the N Judah in the morning.
First, there's the "girl" who looks like a guy. This is by no means intentional on her part. She's not butch and may not even be a lesbian (though I could see very few men finding her alluring, so she may turn to women one day) but I had to do two double takes before I realized she was born a woman. For one, she's a bit overweight, so the boobs that she has sort of flatten to her stomach, making them nearly impossible to detect. I won't go into her facial structure, because I know she can't help that, but yes, quite manly looking. When she walks, she shuffles and it's not cute at all. She's always scowling and fidgeting on the train, which makes me wonder if she's "all there". She reminds me of the hunchback in Frankenstein.
Next, we have the gay man wearing women's jeans. I really hate the fact this guy wears women's skinny jeans and they are BAGGY on him. He has worn several pairs, and every time he does, it gets me. What makes it worse is that he insists on wearing tight pink polo shirts with white stripes and shoes that should be worn with a suit. This man is a serious fashion mishap.
Then there's Miss Mod-de-dod. This little Asian chick wears tight jeans, flats and little black shirts, ALL THE TIME and refuses to wear a jacket. Even on the coldest days, I would see her dumb ass standing at the N stop with goosebumps on her arms, shivering like a chihuahua in a snow storm.
Oh and I can't forget the redhaired Irish jerk. Okay, I seriously have something against men with red hair to begin with. For some strange reason I find red headed men creepy. I don't know what it is, but something urks me about them. So this guy has curly hair which is probably mmm, an inch-2 inches long and he gels it so he gets a red haired jerry curl. What makes this guy so repulsive is that when I see him get ont he train, he bee lines for any seat open. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he basically raced a little old lady and practically wrestled her for the seat. I think he realized that he had made an ass of himself and gave the lady the seat.
I can go on about the gay man who looks like wolverine from x-men or tell you more about the old chinese lady with gold teeth and Nikes, but I shall save that for another day...
First, there's the "girl" who looks like a guy. This is by no means intentional on her part. She's not butch and may not even be a lesbian (though I could see very few men finding her alluring, so she may turn to women one day) but I had to do two double takes before I realized she was born a woman. For one, she's a bit overweight, so the boobs that she has sort of flatten to her stomach, making them nearly impossible to detect. I won't go into her facial structure, because I know she can't help that, but yes, quite manly looking. When she walks, she shuffles and it's not cute at all. She's always scowling and fidgeting on the train, which makes me wonder if she's "all there". She reminds me of the hunchback in Frankenstein.
Next, we have the gay man wearing women's jeans. I really hate the fact this guy wears women's skinny jeans and they are BAGGY on him. He has worn several pairs, and every time he does, it gets me. What makes it worse is that he insists on wearing tight pink polo shirts with white stripes and shoes that should be worn with a suit. This man is a serious fashion mishap.
Then there's Miss Mod-de-dod. This little Asian chick wears tight jeans, flats and little black shirts, ALL THE TIME and refuses to wear a jacket. Even on the coldest days, I would see her dumb ass standing at the N stop with goosebumps on her arms, shivering like a chihuahua in a snow storm.
Oh and I can't forget the redhaired Irish jerk. Okay, I seriously have something against men with red hair to begin with. For some strange reason I find red headed men creepy. I don't know what it is, but something urks me about them. So this guy has curly hair which is probably mmm, an inch-2 inches long and he gels it so he gets a red haired jerry curl. What makes this guy so repulsive is that when I see him get ont he train, he bee lines for any seat open. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he basically raced a little old lady and practically wrestled her for the seat. I think he realized that he had made an ass of himself and gave the lady the seat.
I can go on about the gay man who looks like wolverine from x-men or tell you more about the old chinese lady with gold teeth and Nikes, but I shall save that for another day...
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